It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

It's as if a child with a brush and too much enthusiasm has been set free with a tin of black paint inside me.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Some people write letters, in the library.

I could have a roomful of awards and it wouldn't mean beans

I'd say my best memory was climbing Mt. Fuji, and the worst memory was... trying to fit my feet into the free giveaway slippers at Japanese schools.

Prostitution, although hounded, imprisoned, and chained, is nevertheless the greatest triumph of Puritanism.

God does not suffer presumption in anyone but himself.

I'm not the kind of actor that gets crazy with [directors'] names, what draws me toward a project is the material itself.

Life is simplified when there is one center; one reason, one motivation, one direction and purpose.

God has prohibited despair.