It's easy to see things you're lookin' for. The trick is to see things you're not looking for.

The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.

Stolen kisses require an accomplice.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was

Just 'cause you're following a well-marked trail don't mean that whoever made it knew where they were goin'.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

Never be too quick to criticize yourself. It's not fair to all of your friends and relatives, who are dying to do it for you.

Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.

Most folks are like a barb-wire fence. They have their good points.

The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.

You can just about always stand more 'n you think you can.

Messages of instant gratification leads to a corrupt society

To give light to others, you must first take light from others!

Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of … except self?

No matter how far you have gone on a wrong road turn back.

Every wise man lives in an observatory.

Words are not too old, only people are too old if they use the same words too frequently.

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

we must be precise with love, its language and its gestures. If it is to save us, we must look at it as clearly as we should learn to look at death

I never really look back. I just approach life (taking) it one day at a time. I'm just really grateful.

Exercise is like meditation for me, and I'm giving myself that time... I can't live without it now.