It's evening, one of those gray water-color washes, like liquid dust.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

For every man, however laudably he lives, yet yields in some points to the lust of the flesh.

Nothing they design ever gets in the way of a work of art.

I got married because it was the right time and the right thing to do.

Health and mony goe farre. [Health and money go far.]

We all need to accept everyone.

Music actually meant something when I started doing it. Too bad I wasn't mature enough to write anything that meant anything.

Whatever thou sayest of God is untrue.

As with everything in nature, if your life isn’t supported by a grounded source of energy, it will wither and lose its vitality.

The best leaders are the best notetakers, best askers, and best learners.

Why what a fool was I to this drunken monster for a God. - Caliban