It's exhausting I think to just say really yes to everything for real, even if you do it for a day.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

My soul is not contained within the limits of my body; my body is contained within the limitlessness of my soul.

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer.

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine.

Flowers don't worry about how they're going to bloom. They just open up & turn toward the light & that makes them beautiful.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

Everything you gain in life will rot and fall apart, and all that will be left of you is what was in your heart.

Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved.

Léon Bloy wrote: 'Life holds only one tragedy: not to have been a saint

We are only as noble as our actions prove us to be.

Patzer sees a check, gives a check.

Hey. Sometimes to conclusions.

Well, I like to think that my illness has prevented me from rising to any number of dizzy heights.

Whatever you hold onto that you want to do, and that other people tell you you are foolish to want to do, don't give up.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

Mostly, you become a writer not because you want to get rich or famous, but because you have to write; because there is something inside that must come out.

Some eras worship infancy; some, the aged. None as yet has adored middle age.