It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

If women ran the world, we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Learning to think rigorously, so as to act rightly and to serve humanity better.

I don't know these stories as well as they know me, I've discovered.

The three hundredth anniversary of the Salem witch trials of 1692 comes at a time when witchcraft commands a scholarly attention that would have been puzzling in 1892 or even in 1792.

Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don't have a passport.

The hardest obstacle I've ever had to overcome is probably my first steps into adulthood: paying rent, groceries, cooking, taxes. I was so anxious to grow up, and now I'm wishing I was still a kid.

Experience alone can give, even to the greatest talent, that confidence in having done all that could be done.

The language of men was involved with only one hemisphere in order to leave the other free for the language of the gods.

The book [The Dissemblers] officially came out two weeks after my thirtieth birthday...am I still young?

The surprise with which a detective novel concludes should set up tragic vibrations which run backward through the entire structure.

My mind may be American but my heart is British.