It's fun for someone to poke fun at himself.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

I am he As you are me And we are all together.

We don't live the lives of Eskimos. We don't need to kill animals for fashion.

I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems very talented.

I make the road. I draw the map. Nothing just happens to me...I'm the one happening.

If I had one thing I'd like to lose weight. It's tough because of the way I live.

Music is not an acquired culture... it is an active part of life.

When you're a story teller, you work out everything. You work out who these people are, what's going to be happening. The environment in which they live.

'Tis the sharpness of our mind that gives the edge to our pains and pleasures.

This is where I begin to do the writing. I am now going to be the pen and not the paper.

It's not to hurt anyone, but basketball can be rough.