It's fun to be surrounded by people that you love.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

Being with him made me want to make my own dreams, discover my own path. I was my best self when I was with him.

I keep waiting, like in the cartoons, for an anvil to drop on my head.

An honest heart loves the Truth.

Unless you go out and say what you stand for, other people will do it for you.

With a tone so rich, I would never be afraid of the dark. Steinway is the only and the best!

Race remains a significant challenge in America.

The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy award voter with a tampon in her purse.

A highly credible leader under-promises and over-delivers.

All the blood shed as a result of secession could be wiped up with a handkerchief.

Truth lifts the heart, like water refreshes thirst.