It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

It's the journey, not the destination. I truly believe that.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I'd love to do a drama.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

When we begin to view our experiences through the lens of gratitude, our heart, mind and spirit naturally expand.

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

A cat's meow and cow's moo, I can recite them all.

Was this what it meant to love someone? That any burden was a burden shared, that they could give you comfort with a word or a touch?

I first met (Bob Dylan) in '65. We've had a friendship for a long time. He decided to play on a record I was making in New York. We were just friends playing together.

If you say someone is thrilled, it implies talk of an exciting project. I'm wary of such talk.

You obtain God only when you get rid of the notion of separateness from God.

Courage is how bad you want it.

I'm not anyone, I'm just myself; whatever I am, I am something, and now I'm something you can't help.

English is a really wonderful language and I urge you all to investigate it