It's fun when the ball is going in the hole and things are going right, but it's a miserable game when things aren't going well.

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

Life is not a bowl full of cherries, there's good and bad stuff.

Because you pray after you play.

You've got to gamble every once in a while in a round of golf. I'm not afraid to screw up.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

You have to teach your heart and mind how to sing together... then you'll hear the sound of your soul

Time = Life, Therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master your life.

Life is about more that quotes about life

So, I poisoned his coffee this morning and watched him drink it.

Don’t ever touch her again, ” Hayden growled.Kurt looked up, eyes wide. “Are you threatening me— over her? I’m like your brother, Hayden!” “Not anymore.

You don't learn about war by sitting in libraries. Though if people spent more time in libraries, maybe there would be fewer wars.

If I want my daughter to try something, I eat it in front of her repeatedly without forcing the issue and, with some trial and error, the world is our oyster!

What does your conscience say? — 'You should become the person you are'.

Buy clothes the size you want to wear.

I free myself from hatred through forgiveness and love.