It's funny

The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry.

I'm shockingly terrible at action movies.

You gotta fight for your right to vote!

One does not permit one's friends to be slandered in time of trouble.

Zen doesn't believe in the reconciliation of opposites because from the point of view of Zen, there is no point of view.

The people who voted for President Obama are just beginning to wake up to exactly what they brought in. The 'change' they envisioned is not the 'change' they have gotten.

A lot of critics think I'm stupid because my sentences are so simple and my method is so direct: they think these are defects. No. The point is to write as much as you know as quickly as possible.

...mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.

One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.

The patient, treated on the fashionable theory, sometimes gets well in spite of the medicine.