It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

Don't doubt yourself, that's what haters are for.

I'd rather try and fail than quit and not do shit.

You will be judged by what you succeed at gentlemen, not by what you attempt

Live in joy, in love, even among those who hate.

The real thing is that sweet joy you feel when you're in the midst of it.

Forgive me. I can no longer live with my nerves.

Well, I don't think everything necessarily that I touch turns to gold, but I think I get great joy out of it regardless of whether it is successful or not.

I eat foods such as fish, chicken, fruit and vegetables while avoiding red meat, dairy and wheat.

A safe pleasure is a tame pleasure.

Trial by jury is part of that bright constellation which has gone before us and guided our steps through an age of revolution and reformation.