It's funny, now there are so many bands that I can never remember any of their names. Maybe it's because I'm old.

Don't be a jerk. Try to love everyone. Give more than you take. And do it despite the fact that you only really like about seven out of 500 people.

College is the reward for surviving high school. Most people have great fun stories from college and nightmare stories from high school.

Eventually, the nerds and the geeks will have their day.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

In the writing, I'm just trying to go deeper, emotionally, and learn more about myself and reveal more and find a way to connect with people in new ways.

We are at this weird moment where there's an economic model that supports creativity. People are demanding something new and fresh.

I am always driven by the terror of humiliation.

Every joke is an experiment. When you sit, alone, and write a script, or just a joke, you really have no idea if it will succeed.

I think that everything I do tends to root for the underdog.

The audience doesn't care that most of happened. They just want a good movie.

Businesses are like people—some of them will click with your personality and others won’t. It’s all about chemistry.

If you let all the bad thing in life stop you

This has been my life. I have found it worth living, and would gladly live it again if the second chance were offered me.

Never fly anything that doesn't have the paint worn off the rudder Pedals.

The great soul that sits on the throne of the universe is not, never was, and never will be, in a hurry.

Those which are produced from causes are not produced. they do not have an inherent nature of production. those which depend on causes are said to be empty; those who know emptiness are aware.

Man minus the Machine is a slave; Man plus the Machine is a freeman.

Like the whole DOGMA thing, screenings, bringing people together. I love when I hear that people I've brought together are working on projects.

I'll string a fiddle with your guts and make you play it while I dance.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.