It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way. And don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Never let your head hang down. Never give up and sit down and grieve. Find another way.

Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.

Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.

Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move.

Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood.

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Smile well and often, it makes people wonder what you've been up to.

IT'S ME!

The fly lands on the swatter.The movie runs backwardsand catches fire in the projector.This species apes us wellby talking only about itself

People who wish to salute the free and independent side of their evolutionary character acquire cats. People who wish to pay homage to their servile and salivating roots own dogs.

I think every creative impulse that a working writer, or artist of any sort has, comes out of that dark old country where dreams come from.

When you've been going on about something for a while, it is always satisfying to discover that other people agree with you.

In order to have the best intelligence in the world to know who the terrorists are and where they are and what they're plotting, you've got to have the best cooperation you've ever had in the world.

It's no coincidence that trust in government is at an all-time low now that the size of government is at an all-time high.

I am still in shock and awe at being fired.

I tend to be very relaxed on stage, but the nerves have to come out somehow.

People who have never had a broken heart will never understand dead roses, Tolstoy, airport lounges, Albinoni's Adagio in G Minor, neat brandy, the moon and drizzle.