It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

May my thanksgiving be my prayer.

None of us deserve the good things that come our way. It's by grace, love and forgiveness that any of us experience joy.

She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, easily the most breathtaking girl in the room.

I can't blame them, but I don't join in their sentiments. People can be very crazy when they are unhappy and heart-sore

Supporters have every divine right to slag your players off when they're not winning games.

I think that we're all always just working on finding how that balance functions for us, given today's circumstances.

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences.

If you enjoyed the time you wasted, then it wasn't wasted time.

Clothes are such a strong part of who a human being is.

the beast is the monster that destroys your dream