It's funny when I get recognized on the train. People either say ‘I love your show, dude’ or ‘Hey, where do you buy good weed?’

I am such a goody-two-shoes.

Ultimately, I'm fine with everything that I've done.

Maybe I'm a better actor when I know there's going to be an older woman involved.

I've never done a blind date but my parents met on a blind date.

I've written probably over 200 songs that have a verse and a chorus and that's it.

My first job was a commercial for Ball Park Fun Franks.

My mom grew up in Kansas, my dad in Indiana. They had boring childhoods.

My morals are important to me.

New York is a character, all on its own, and whenever you film there, it becomes part of the show. That's just the nature of being there.

The truth is I want to make music that people enjoy.

I never thought of clothes as having a life of their own -but they do. We all wear an outer layer to hide who we really are.

The failure of so many marriages is due to their getting married out of animal passion and not out of love.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure.

Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit his throat on the way down saying, "I can't even put gas in my plane!"

Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face.

There's no nobility in poverty.

The name Reflect It Back comes from the idea of not only giving back but also seeing yourself in someone else.

Nails are the period at the end of the sentence. They complete the look

The reality is, we can change. We can change ourselves. We can change our minds. We can change our hearts. And therefore the universe changes.

After I write, I have nothing to say. The commentary afterwards is superfluous. I write. And that's enough.