It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

There is no story that is not true, " said Uchendu. "The world has no end, and what is good among one people is an abomination with others.

I was actually lost in Beirut on the way home.

I started at GM knowing very little about that particular business. Not being an expert means you have to learn everything, starting from the basics.

I dont really enjoy watching reality TV.

I don't really care what someone's background is; creativity can come from any background.

I have tried, in all the ways I can, to make timeless music.

Psychoanalytic investigation has shown that in mental patients excessive affection often turns to violent hostility.

People have preconceptions about women of a certain age.

On a horse that consistently hung left-The best thing you can do is put a bit of lead in his right ear, to act as a counterbalance ... with a shotgun.

I understand the law through the operation of which my own character is developed from my own acts and thoughts; therefore, I will guard with care all that goes into its development.