It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

He never labored so hard to learn a language as he did to hold his tongue, and it affected him for life. The habit of reticence — of talking without meaning — is never effaced.

I am the last of the Mohicans, the creme de la creme of cabaret.

Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses.

Saying you want to escape is the easy part; actually figuring out how to do it is not quite so simple.

There is a language beyond human language, an elemental language, one that arises from the land itself.

Final Satyagraha is inconceivable without an honorable peace between the several communities composing the Indian nation.

It is a blessing to get old. It is a blessing to find the time to do the things, to read the books, to listen to the music. I have nothing now but praise for my life.

A business exists because the consumer is willing to pay you his money. You run a business to satisfy the consumer. That isn't marketing. That goes way beyond marketing.

A good rule of thumb is to assume that everything matters.

I have lived long enough to learn how much there is I can really do without.... He is nearest to God who needs the fewest things.