It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them.

Sole judge of Truth, in endless Error hurled: / The glory, jest, and riddle of the world!

In daytime, they're doing 50-60 pages a day, whereas nighttime, you do seven or eight.

That is what the title of artist means: one who perceives more than his fellows, and who records more than he has seen.

Celtic is a community institution the supporters are entitled to be proud of.

Consumers of meat, eggs and dairy products might well ask what they are supporting. Do farmers care about anyone but themselves? Can't anyone see the cow for the cheese?

You got to live before you can afford to die.

Hip Hop is thee dominant youth culture in the world right now.

Fitting in is a short-term strategy that gets you nowhere. Standing out is a long-term strategy that takes guts and produces results.