It's good Xerox is known for its copying machines, and it's good Jim Carrey is known for comedy.

If you're an underdog, mentally disabled, physically disabled, if you don't fit in, if you're not as pretty as the others, you can still be a hero.

In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful.

The allure of Hollywood is huge when you don't know anything. You don't know the knives behind the smiles.

You never know who's going to become your friend. Friends are always chance meetings.

Everyone keeps asking me, What are you doing? I say, Why do I need to do anything? I'm rich.

Typecasting is a good thing. It's good to be known for what you do.

I'm not bragging but my movies have grossed well over a billion dollars.

Unless you're Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant, there are few guys who can do comedy and drama.

There are 100,000 actors in the Screen Actors Guild. Only 2,000 of them make more than $75,000 a year.

It is hard to look back and talk about a set of disjointed experiences as though they were part of one smooth progression.

You took a quarter century off my age with that kidnapping stunt. No more going off with a strange men, hear me? -"You're a strange man." I'm your strange man.

You don’t need to be burned out to go on hiatus.

Photographs aren't accounts of scrutiny. The shutter is open for a fraction of a second.

A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever.

There will always be somebody more successful, more beautiful, more talented. You have to realize, you're not running their race. You're running your race.

Before going back to sleep I imagined (I saw) a plastic universe, changeable, full of wondrous chance, an elastic sky, a sun that suddenly is missing or remains fixed or changes its shape.

Even disasters -- there are always disasters when you travel -- can be turned into adventures.

A Man Without Honor is Worse than Dead.

My acting ability would have sent me back to the post office. It was my singing that got me jobs. Ironically, now, people think of me as an actor and don't know me much as a singer.