It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.

The hard part wasn’t breaking up. The hard part is forcing myself to fall out of love with you.

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

The greatest compliment to any player is he is a great teammate. We can't all be great players, but we can all be great teammates

I give 'em the hip, then I take it away.

As Australians, we must not leave our children worse off. That’s not fair. That is not our way.

I had a dream I can buy my way to heaven.

I would say that American poetry has always been a poetry of personal testimony.

Would you respect me if I didn't have this gun? Cause without it, I don't get it, and that's why I carry one.

Unfortunately, more and more Muslim voices are calling for boycotts of the United States and its products.

Health lies in labor, and there is no royal road to it but through toil.