It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that money can't buy.

It is good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good too, to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things money can't buy.

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.

Colleges don't make fools, they only develop them.

Every fellow is really two men -- what he is and what he might be; and you're never absolutely sure which you're going to bury till he's dead.

Because a fellow has failed once or twice or a dozen times, you don't want to set him down as a failure till he's dead or loses his courage.

Never ask a man what he knows, but what he can do.

When a fortune comes without calling, it's apt to leave without asking.

What you know is a club for yourself, and what you don't know is a meat-ax for the other fellow.

Putting off a hard thing makes it impossible.

Were we all one body, we should lose the tremendous stimulation that comes from the present arrangement, and I fear that our uniformity would become the uniformity of death and the tomb.

Because even if the whole world was throwing rocks at you, if you still had your mother or father at your back, you'd be okay.

All our prayers can't keep a single leaf from falling.

Respectability is the dickey on the bosom of civilization.

When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the pants.

Surgical knowledge depends on long practice, not from speculations.

Family romances are the only ones that never turn out happily.

A lot of people have realized that a good spiritual practice and a good meditation practice have real benefit. It’s not just something nice to do to make the universe happy.

What about Broadway? Yes, I'm involved with a new musical based on 'The Adams Family.'

Make friends. Be a leader. Kiss butts if you have to, but if the other guys despise you-you know what I mean?

O coward conscience, how dost thou afflict me!