It's good tying the sack before it be full.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

Sorrow makes us all children again.

When you deal with somebody in the heat of battle, you see the best or the worst of them. So when you get through all that there is a great deal of respect.

This morning when I left Mom's parting words were, "Come straight home after school." Wow! Like I'm going to get stoned at 3:30—it doesn't sound so bad at that.

If you think this is weird, just look at yourselves.

I'm an island boy, so I love my reggae and soca music.

You're looking at that chick like you want to roll her up in a taco and put your hot sauce all over her.

Chaos is merely order waiting to be deciphered

The bad things don't seem to happen to bad people.' That's because they already did. There's no original evil left in the world.

It’s a cat. Boy, you couldn’t slip anything past me tonight.

Lighting does occasionally strike and occasional the result isn't a corpse.