It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?

The days, months, and years eventually reveal, like a Polaroid, a clear picture of how significant events and decisions ultimately shape our lives.

There are two types of people: The ones who give you 50 reasons it can't be done ... and the ones who just do it.

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy

I love music. For me, music is morning coffee. It's mood medicine. It's pure magic. A good song is like a good meal-I just want to inhale it and then share a bite with someone else.

Tone is often the most important part of a conversation - and listening is so much more important than what you say.

I'm a disorganized mess. My purse is gross: I once found a shoulder pad, string cheese, and a Christmas ornament in it!

When my shoes are killing me, I take a maxi pad and put it in the bottom of my shoe. It is better than any Dr. Scholl's insert. That fashion tip has saved me through some long nights.

Having cancer empowered me to take more risks. I knew beating cancer was going to shape me, but it wasnt going to be all of me.

I've had weight issues all my life. I've been on all the diets: Atkins, liquid protein, Scarsdale diet. Now I go to the gym often. I'm always on the StairMaster, and I do weights.

I try to live in a little bit of my own joy and not let people steal it or take it.

The Best Music you can ever hear in your Life is Silence -- silence of yourself, silence of your loved ones

People don't think in terms of information. They think in terms of narratives. But while people focus on the story itself, information comes along for the ride.

I stuck my finger in his belly buttonand squiggled it around.“Belly button rape!

A man's real possession is his memory. In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor.

Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit.

Every decision that Donald Trump makes is going to impact his bottom line of some business that he owns all over the world. So it remains a huge issue.

You've got to change your evil ways, baby, before I start loving you.

Nothing that man can present to God by way of sacrifice can ever purchase the blessing of forgiveness.

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

The paper burns, but the words fly away.