It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking.

To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the fans and tent city or whatever it's called.

I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't want anything less than all the other supervillains.

My most favorite entrance music of all time... it's that, "You're my obsession, you're my obsession" song [Animotion's "Obsession"].

I still think that's successful, to make 50 bucks a day with your own music.

I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell.

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.

You don't have to get high or need drugs to experience the Juggalo freshness. But you do need to get high to experience the whole Phish freshness.

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

I collect wrestling figures from overseas, like Japanese wrestling figures and Mexican wrestling figures.

So much dependsupona blue carsplattered with mudspeeding down the road.

What is history? An echo of the past in the future

And, too ignorant to be scared, too young to be awed, Tristan Thorn traveled beyond the fields we know...

If I can do one hundredth part for the Indian that Mrs. Stowe did for the Negro, I will be thankful.

Theatre has no national identity. It is something for the world, whether it is Irish, English, or French.

Your denomination is not defined by a style. So don’t let style become a point of contention.

Break not an ancient friendship; keep it hale; Stir round its roots, that it be green of heart; Let not the spirit of its growth depart: It is a power to brave the strongest gale.

Mathematics is not a separate entity. It owes a great deal of its power and its beauty to other disciplines.

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!"

This house better get cleaned up in six months. The swamp is going to have to be drained pretty quickly.