It's great to tell people you have your own show, but that's where the fun stops.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

Dreams do not bear fruits unless the weather conditions are favourable. Your positive mentality makes your dreams germinate

Once a person has been poisoned by self-deception, he can't make decisions about himself as neatly as all that.

There are some men above grief and some men below it.

Happy is the person who has learned the secret of being content with whatever life brings him, and has learned to rejoice in the simple and beautiful things around him.

Our garage was basically science fair central.

There is no stranger under the cherry tree.

I was different from most young conductors today.

I cannot belong to a nonprofit organization because when you receive grants, you have to make such great compromises with your artistic plans.

Prayer feeds the soul - as blood is to the body, prayer is to the soul - and it brings you closer to God.

Fully "biodegradable" structures are nowadays the ideal and the standards to which most, if not all structures, struggle to measure up.