It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.

Whenever you're scared of something, don't let that define you. We all feel it, but step up.

You don't worry about being liked. You have to be yourself.

Studios might support people trying to do something a little bit different and they'd be more open to the fact that there's more than one path to the waterfall.

I'm not a big gadget guy. When I write, I'll do the whole thing by hand, and then I'll put it into the computer.

I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with it, but then I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

We don't have the right to bear arms because of burglars; we have the right to bear arms to resist the supreme power of a corrupt and abusive government.

I think we all have a lot of different personas inside of ourselves. What happens in life is that most people get caught up in presenting one persona that they feel safest in.

It's well known that the greatest defence against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.

Relationships are a two way street. Not a highway and a bike path.

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!

The only thing that makes advice great is when you apply it and it works so try, try try.

True success is achieved by stretching oneself, learning to feel comfortable being uncomfortable.

So go, girl. We should have been one person all along, not two.

You were born rich and influential. You can do rich and influential in jammies and bunny slippers.

Fear of danger is ten thousand times more terrifying than danger itself.

We should know at least the broad strokes of the powers that the government's claiming in our name, and using allegedly, on our behalf. And also against us as well.

Rock n' roll is the most disgusting form of expression, it's brutal, malefic, a pestilential aphrodisiac, the preferred music of the delinquents of the earth.

I'm so from the Woody Allen/Spike Lee school.

Whenever there is discussion, I make it clear that I do not want any grey zones, just black and white.

She kind of reminds one of Helen. There's something very similar about Elizabeth Perkins.