It's hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder if you allow him to take a bow.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting.

Asking me what I think of Oscar (Hammerstein) is like asking me what I think of the Yankees, Man o' War and Strawberry Sundaes.

Without a song the day would never end Without a song the road would never bend When things go wrong a man ain't got a friend Without a song

Say, it's only a paper moon, Sailing over a cardboard sea, But it wouldn't be make believe, If you believed in me.

If the Russians ever decide to atom bomb us, they're certain to drop an especially large one on the plant in Pleasantville.

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing.

You got a harem of seventy girls you don't get to know any of them very well.

Have an open mind! Have an empty cup!

I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement

Taking sides cannot bring peace and balance.

You can be in a crowd full of friends and be miserable because you're alienated. The ego alienates.

Only when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced.

I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Alas, what wickedness to swallow flesh into our own flesh, to fatten our greedy bodies by cramming in other bodies, to have one living creature fed by the death of another!

Schemes within schemes. The Great Serpent is a good sign for you Aes Sedai, I think. Someday you may swallow yourselves by accident.

It is in the doing that the real blessing comes. Do it! That's our motto.

Novelists who treat violence and cruelty as something to be exploited for their effect, or to enjoy the pleasure of an evacuation, are carriers of a singularly unpleasant disease.