It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

Offer yourself forgiveness as a gift. The word ‘give’ is the basic keyword in the word forgiveness, therefore it relays a meaning therein.

Only education, self-respect and rational qualities will uplift the down-trodden.

Fate of the worms or insects on earth is 100% better than those who are born as Royals.

The Asia Pacific is home to nearly half the world's population, a growing middle class and holds so much opportunity for us all.

Working on women and working on different ages and different shapes of bodies… I love women. I love to spend more time with them.

The universe is eight billion years old, the last two billion of which have produced intelligent life. During this time not one hour of absolute equity has prevailed.

A man with a credit card is in hock to his own image of himself.

I used to feel like I had to be the best at what I did, but I realized I don't have to be the best. It's so freeing. I've never been this happy.

Prayer does not demand that we interrupt our work, but that we continue working as if it were a prayer.

As soon as you see something, you already start to intellectualize it. As soon as you intellectualize something, it is no longer what you saw.