It's hard to argue with the government. Remember, they are they run the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, so they must know a thing or two about satisfying women.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Daniel supposed he had a secret life. Most people did

There is only one calamity: ignorance. And there is only one solution: enlightenment.

While persistence offers no guarantees, it does give 'luck' a chance to operate.

Georgian architecture respected the scale of both the individual and the community.

My first marriage ended after 24 years.

If you really believe music is dangerous, you should let it go in one ear and out the other.

Popularity is totally overrated.

Any time Uncle Sam, with all his machinery for warfare, is held to a draw by some rice eaters, he's lost the battle.

The less oil the world uses, the less important the region that has so much of it becomes.

I want to see an end to sovereign risk questions over Australia.