It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Where are we going?” Annabelle asked, resisting his hold on her wrist.“To the house. If they’re not willing to be witnesses, then it seems I’ll have to debauch you in front of someone else.

It's not so much what we do that matters, but what kind of person we choose to be.

Kings may usurp thrones, republics may be established, but the town scarcely stirs. Plassan sleeps while Paris fights.

I have great respect for the semicolon it is a mighty handy little fellow.

I like the Alice in Wonderland sculpture in Central Park. I love how it's been rained on forever and looks worn down by time.

During the last regular session and the most recent special session, measures that I see as little more than Band-Aids were applied to three health programs in the state.

P.T. Barnum said a sucker is born every minute, but his estimate was laughably low.

The muscles of writing are not so visible, but they are just as powerful: determination, attention, curiosity, a passionate heart.

Eternity has no gray hairs! The flowers fade, the heart withers, man grows old and dies, the world lies down in the sepulchre of ages, but time writes no wrinkles on the brow of Eternity.

A man ought to work. That's what he's here for. That's how he contributes to the welfare of the community.