It's hard to believe President George Bush gave a speech in New Orleans about disaster recovery and failed to mention the word 'farm' or the word 'rural.'

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

The issue isn't just jobs. Even slaves had jobs. The issue is wages.

Populism is not a style, it's a people's rebellion against the iron grip that big corporations have on our country - including our economy, government, media, and environment.

The corporations don't have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government.

Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.

Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.

Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and staff with the logo patches of their corporate sponsors?

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

A little of God will not move the hand of God.

He that would govern others should first be the master of himself.

I've had the best of the years, and I don't want a single year back.

Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.

Saying that cultural objects have value is like saying that telephones have conversations.

Worship seals all prayers at the front and at the back. Always pray with praise beginning and praise ending.

More than anything, for me, is how people really still do care about you.

The universe is intentional. It is always moving in the direction of greater love, regardless whether or not we consciously align with that love.

I can't do anything in moderation.

I regret what I did but it was in my personal time and I therefore hope that it does not reflect on the show