It's hard to cover for someone who's disrespectful and ungrateful...To say, 'I didn't quit the band' is just not true. It's disingenuous.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

The past is only the future with the lights on

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

The fact that music can induce Goosebumps draw a tear inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being human

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Life's too short to sit through songs you don't love.

Play music that means something to you. Make it happen for yourself.

A real punk is punk on the inside.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

No client ever had money enough to bribe my conscience or to stop its utterance against wrong, and oppression.

American politics used to be an amateur sport. But somewhere along the way, we handed over to professionals all the things people used to do for free.

A little faith will bring your soul to heaven; a great faith will bring heaven to your soul.

A century and a half after its birth, the modern business corporation, an artificial person made in the image of a human psychopath, now is seeking to remake real people in its image.

The self-righteous have their fig leaves so tightly bound that they have forgotten the seeping wounds beneath the foliage.

I equate inspiration with desire – the desire that moves us to be artists in the first place. To attempt to make a painting without this motivation is a waste of time.

You will eat this and go to sleep, so your pronouns get their antecedents back.

Do well the duty that lies before you.

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.' It was the perfect motto for Morganville.

I know they are naught things, but I devour novels.” (p. 57).