It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Women aren't mean the way that men are. They're full of life and they're like God in that way.

If you can find just one place of pleasure within, than you can find the courage to persist.

It's the wrong way. She's farther away from the door now. It occurs to me that some people only have book smarts.

The more technological a society is, the greater the security gap is.

Love is like a batik created from many emotional colors, it is a fabric whose pattern and brightness may vary.

Your denomination is not defined by a style. So don’t let style become a point of contention.

The whole story of human history is: The blasphemy of today is the commonplace of tomorrow.

Although atheism might have been logically tenable before Darwin, Darwin made it possible to be an intellectually fulfilled atheist.

I'll put into words my experience as it is unfolding now in my life... in such a way that I might find comfort in knowing that someone else has the same thoughts and experiences.

What I really wanted was to fall in love with God. It's amazing what obstacles there are within us, or at least in me, that seem to slow this process.