It's hard to get motivated fixing a compile-time syntax error when you can buy a powder that turns a house into a monster.

We need to encourage our kids to express their feelings. We need to help them find their voice.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Being hungover is like winning the lottery, only they pay you in regret.

Scientists need to invent a way to make DNA work like in cartoons.

But giving up's easy. You know what's hard? To believe in your own worth, to know you've got something special in you even if nobody else can see it. Even when you can't.

Failure is just success rounded down.

Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.

We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE

I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights and ripping this post from Jason verbatim, since it says everything I want to.

They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.

Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.

People look for greatness only in the extraordinary and completely overlook the wonder of the ordinary.

I believe half the unhappiness in life comes from people being afraid to go straight at things.

And I think that's important, to know how the water's gone over the dam before you start to describe it. It helps to have been over the dam yourself.

Windows is probably the most important product in the entire PC industry. Everything we do in terms of supporting touch, new hardware, accessibility has incredible impact.

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species.

Nobody is going to dictate our freedom.

When we realize the shortness of life, we begin to see the importance of making every moment count.

I think that basketball players should get the job done no matter how it looks on the screen.

I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out