It's hard to have a career.

There's always something funny about men chasing women.

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.

Whenever you get on the plane, the flight attendant will always tell you the name of your pilot. Like anyone goes, Oh, he's good.

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

I'm a gentleman and I was always taught it's rude, to talk about a woman's age or weight unless you are breaking up with her.

I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.

Staying in a hotel this time. They put me up in a little bit of a shithole. Yeah. Just this side of rinky dink. The first 7 floors are a homeless shelter, but I'm on 8.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

Desire speaks, passion shouts, lust screams, and love whispers.

Love is not about the Dimples on the Cheeks but it is about the Heart that Beats

Secrets upon secrets were weaving into a strange and mysterious fabric that would ultimately clothe his future.

How delicious is the winning of a kiss at love's beginning.

Humility is truth.

I have been my own disciple and my own master. And I have been a good disciple but a bad master.

It is rather suitable for umpires to dress like dentists, since one of their tasks is to draw stumps.

Beholding the bright countenance of truth in the quiet and still air of delightful studies.

Facts are, insurance ratings are really dependent on the notion that some people are higher risk than others.

Better to avoid than run, better to run than de-escalcate, better to de-escalate than fight, better to fight than die.