It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

Great wits jump

Every mind must make its choice between truth and repose. It cannot have both.

When you lack interest in the case the job will very likely lack skill and diligence in the performance.

Like manchurian candidates, we have been made into manchurian consumers, who subconsciously buy when we are triggered by our brand masters.

With Christ, darkness cannot succeed. Darkness will not gain victory over the light of Christ.

Focusnot on the rudeness of others,not on what they've done or left undone,but on what you have done and have not doneyourself.

To stand well in the estimation of one's country is a happiness that no rational creature can be insensible of.

If your work is going to draw from life, you'd better work very hard to keep up with reality.

Patriotism is (like) loving your family whether it is good or bad, while always striving to make it better. Nationalism simply insists 'Hey my family is the best'.

I enjoyed your article, but I preferred my own.