It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

We need to do a better job of understanding what the world is.

I feel like little kids should and do steal money. That is a major part of being a young child.

I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was being fooled.

Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks.

I love my job and I think my job is hard, but also, my job is such a privilege.

If I'm going one place, I want to feel like I can really get the whole vibe.

I am embarrassed to exist.

What have I stolen? Probably money as a kid.

Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

Don't pray for materialstic things. Pray for internal peace what God wills for you.

Society's revenge matched its fright.

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Power is action the electoral principle is discussion. No political action is possible when discussion is permanently established.

Seth hustled over. “What’s the password?” “Passwords are for sissies,” Warren’s muffled voice responded. “Works for me,” Seth said, unlocking the door and opening it.

I don't need the news. If they have a war, I figure someone will tell me.

My fantasy is to have a restaurant where there are no written menus, but where you just ask people, What are you in the mood for? Fish? Meat? White wine?

In a perfect world, you would be able to hold onto everyone. But It's not realistic. The changes with NYPD have been progressive and have taken the show to new levels.

My priorities are always going to be my husband and my family now. That's a huge, huge thing.

Any random group of thirty Vietnamese women will contain a dozen who make Julia Roberts look like Lyle Lovett.