It's hard to say what I meant by "as we know it." I'm not about to go up on a mountain on new year's eve and wait for the lightening to strike.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Most people like to talk about themselves, so get them going and you’ll make new friends quickly!

You can hide from others, but you can't hide from yourself.

As an instinct told her which way to turn, her wisdom told her that it will be a long path to manifest.

You can quarrel with a person's ideas, but not with their experience.

What life is to humor, humor is to life.

Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of.

A beautiful body perishes, but a work of art dies not.

The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.

I certainly don't advocate terrorism as a way of progressing and understanding people, nor do I believe labeling everything as a terrorist act is helpful either.

Before you think good or evil, who are you?