It's hard to shake a stick at success.

It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.

I don't expect anybody to know who I am.

My worst day is still a really good day. I complain, but I catch myself and count my blessings. I am truly blessed.

Improv as an actor makes you present in the moment. You listen, you're attentive. You're not acting so much as reacting, which is what you're doing in life all the time.

Thank God there is a such thing as hiatus. We got the first 'Dr. Horrible' done in six days, we banged it out.

I like to say there's certain things you can't take back: One of them is 'I love you,' and one of them is bullets.

Do something today you've been afraid to do. A decision based on fear is the wrong decision.

What turned me on to comedy was - well, first of all, I like being able to laugh, I like people who can make me laugh.

I think I've been really good at surrounding myself with really talented people. I've picked the right coattails to ride on.

I slowly came to realize that this job of being an actor, you spend most of your time looking for work. That is your job. Your job is auditioning. You spend very little of your time actually working.

Wise men don't feel companionless when they are not in the company of their egos.

God is the only source of happiness and money

Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.

The loiterer often imputes delay to his more active friend.

A lifetime is not too long to spend in learning about the world.

Yet, though it is like this, simply, flowers fall amid our longing and weeds spring up amid our antipathy.

Eternity manifests itself in endless ways on endless planes of existence that they call lokas, other dimensions...worlds within worlds.

Laws aren't ghosts in this country, they walk around with the smell of earth on them.

I take a hiatus every now and again, but I'm not good at that.

Auditioning is the most terrifying thing Ive ever done. There must have been four or five of them where I completely froze up and walked out of the room. My palms get sweaty just thinking about it.