It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.

Internet users, that blue screen of death you were looking at this morning? That's the sky. If you're still confused, look it up on Wikipedia tomorrow.

It would be a very short pint. It would be gummy bears and matzah, and be called Chewy Jewy.

I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin.

This is America. We must defend the principles symbolized by Lady Liberty - unless she's on the pill, in which case, she is a giant green tramp.

Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Contrary to what people may say, there's no upper limit to stupidity.

What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!

Our job on earth isn't to criticize, reject, or judge. Our purpose is to offer a helping hand, compassion, and mercy. We are to do unto others as we hope they would do unto us.

We must stop seeing our anointed men and women of God as Seers, magic workers, Herbalist and native doctors.

A true smile is when the mouth and the heart coordinate with each other.

I have always imagined that paradise will be some kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges, “Poems of the Gifts

I shall never complain of the tedium of the city again.

You are back, Cam. Which means for the first time since you left, it's okay for us to be mad at you for leaving. - Macey

Art is love and it covers. It sheilds.

I am always considering the reader. Although this is admittedly kind of odd: Which reader? On what day? In what mood? For me, that "reader" is actually just me, if I had never read the story before.

The praise helps on a deep level, which gives you the grounding that encourages you to trust yourself. On another level, each film is a risk, and the praise doesn't save you from that risk.

I love acting it's apart of me and I try to put a little bit of myself in each of my roles.