It's hard to think that you're a political consultant - not many people are going to get a crack at a thing like this.

Republicans want smaller government for the same reason crooks want fewer cops; it's easier to get away with murder.

The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he'd have two.

Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even.

Winning an argument with your wife is like winning the war with Iraq. Once you win, you're in even more trouble.

Never underestimate people.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

If you say three things, you don't say anything.

When the facts change, you change your mind. I know that is a hard concept for people to get sometimes.

Belief can be manipulated. Only knowledge is dangerous.

Understanding is not absolutely final.What's now right could be wrong later.

Worrying about parents is a waste of time. It’s your life. Let’s have a martini.

If life is for living, then I live mine for you, if life is for giving, then I give mine to you, if hearts are for beating, then mine beats for you.

They are proud in humility proud in that they are not proud.

It is commonly thought that everything that is can be put into words.

It is a safe thing to trust Him to fulfill the desires which He creates

I've got to be a little more careful. A little more careful about what I say. Don't have too many drinks.

I'm no robin hood, I enjoy making the money.

Every person dies. Not every person really lives.