It's hard to win when you always lose.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

But tonight is a gusty, hurrying night . . . even the clouds racing over the sky are in a hurry and the moonlight that gushes out between them is in a hurry to flood the world.

Art alone develops weaklings, science alone, monsters. Somewhere, somehow, we must combine the two.

But, the best times I have found, in my life, are late at night or early in the morning and I think it's because you're outside the social realm.

It is a known fact that the sheep that give us steel wool have no natural enemies.

I could say I think coulds are pretty, and you'd say they're only pretty to demons.

I do not know whom I wish to win; until I do, I will let no player be eliminated.

Inspiration is found everywhere if you look hard enough.

Everything happens for a reason and a purpose, and it serves you.

Men still had faults, and men will have them still; He that hath none, and lives as angels do, Must be an angel.