It's harder when people are playing along, because it's just not as funny. They're trying to be funny, and it sort of cancels out the whole joke.

When you do an animated movie - at least the ones that I've been a part of - you never see any of the other actors. It's all done separately with headphones in a voice booth.

Is it true that if you don’t USE it you LOSE it?

Everyone said to Vincent van Gogh, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear." And you know what he said? "I can't hear you".

Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.

I am both a night owl and an early bird. So I am wise and I have worms.

This year, more people will use cocaine than will read a book to their children.

I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious.

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three.

I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.

Actors and magicians are both performers and they represent things that are not necessarily who they are.

What comes out of you when you are squeezed is what is inside of you.

Maybe good luck was like bad luck in that it took a while to sink in.

I'm looking forward to playing against Sidney Crosby as much as I am looking forward to playing against all of the other players in the NHL. And there is no rivalry.

Mine was not pop art. I maybe started with a subject, but I changed the subject.

I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing.

Unintelligent people always look for a scapegoat.

Customers are the reason we open our doors every day, and keep the machines humming all night long. Customers determine what we eat, where we live, whether we stay in business.

Evolution acts slowly. Our psychological characteristics today are those that promoted reproductive success in the ancestral environmen.

There is a camera is between a man and a woman.

The higher the IQ the lower the EQ. The more intelligent you are, the lower your ability is to communicate emotionally with people.