It's human nature for people to expect people to be what they see on the screen.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Few people, very few, have a treasure, and if you do you must hang on to it. You must not let yourself be waylaid and have it taken from you.

If no one ever deviated from currently accepted mainstream Science - we would still have the Flat Earth Society!

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

But if you were to die ten times for him, you would not alter his destiny in the slightest

If you have a certain wildness of spirit, a cabinet maker's workshop is not the place to express it.

I have only interest in things I could drink.

I've been asked to do action-oriented movies in the past and they just haven't been right for me.

Never risk what you have and need for what we don't have and don't need.

Socialism is an attack on the right to breathe freely. No socialist system can be established without a political police.

Everything, I just wanted to be like my father. And, as I grew within the music, I kind of became myself which was even more like my father, only without me trying though.