It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Everyone of us needs to show how much we care for each other and, in the process, care for ourselves.

Good luck with the aliens, and if we survive this feel free to look me up on your next vacation.”“Good luck with the aliens? You are such a prick.

Try to be a whole person. Not just a night person, or a day person. Be the kind of person who can live in both.

For the truly faithful no miracle is necessary. For those who doubt no miracle is sufficient.

My main message to folks who love animals is that you can do something every day to help them.

So in the path of love - rather than pulling our willpower together, using our discrimination, or working - we just cry inwardly.

Truth is the object of philosophy, but not always of philosophers.

But I'm an actor and I like to just keep working.

I really love and it is important to me to be physically fit.

You will never be powerful in life until you are powerful over your own money. How you think about it, how you feel about it and how you invest it.