It's important for a dancer to wear very tight underpants. I used to feel a bit exposed if I wasn't being held up in the right place.

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

Nice to see you, to see you nice

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

There is something almost shocking in the notion of so chaste a function carrying this Kantian hurlyburly in her womb.

Hep is a very dangerous disease that can cause a number of permanent conditions, including death, which is extremely permanent.

If there's an original thought out there, I could use one right now.

Excuse us for the news, You might not be amused; But did you know White comes from Black? No need to be confused.

I will always be upfront with the Greek people, so we can solve the country's problems together.

They say that every writer, they write about himself, and I think that to a certain extent that is true. But also we are creators of fiction.

Putting the 10 commandments up to prevent crime is like putting 'Employees must wash hands' up to keep the piss out of your burger.

Swallow my words. Taste my thoughts. And if it's too nasty, spit it back at me!.

If there's anythin' on earth that can be more tryin' than any kind of relative, I don't know what it is, but relatives by marriage comes first - easy.

The trouble with history is that there are too many people involved