It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Welcome to Paris, Anna. I'm glad you've come.

The more one pleases generally, the less one pleases profoundly.

Appreciate the daily miracles of life.

Just when you think things can't get any naughtier... they do!

Design is an unknown.

Books permit us to voyage through time, to tap the wisdom of our ancestors.

I make one pledge above all others - to seek and speak the truth with all the resources of mind and spirit I command.

I wanted the challenge of competing against the best players in the world.

I think as long as the standard of quality, the story-telling, film-making, acting etc. etc. remains consistent, then you've got a good change of making a decent anthology.