It's impossible to lose that which does not belong to you.

That which falls off a lorry belongs to he who follows the lorry.

Here was a Jewish man-turned-woman making fun of Jewish men for not being manly enough.

Behind every drama is a good story...behind every tear is the person who wrote it.

Once I Knew A Lovely Psychiatrist.I Always Thought She Had The Worst Patients.P. Hermans

I've accepted that I was a failure in politics. I was not qualified for the job.

I write right off the typer. I call it my "machinegun." I hit it hard, usually late at night while drinking wine and listening to classical music on the radio and smoking mangalore ganesh beedies.

Whether you're earning $7 an hour or $700,000 a year, it's very important to protect your credit rating.

But looking back, the fact was that I had a couple of big hits too quickly and it was simply too much for an introvert like me to handle.

I can rest when I'm dead.

I was trained as a dramatic actor. Im really excited to do some more dramatic stuff.

I think comedy is a really, really good tool for trying to say something.