It's in Macbeth: "The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon." I seldom have occasion to pull it out, but it's ready and waiting!

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.“I know. He doesn’t, ” Lydia answered.

If Cosmic Ordering isn’t for you, shape yourself so it is.

That taxes may be the ostensible cause is true, but that they are the true cause is as far remote from truth as light from darkness.

I wrote a song called "Green Day" because I was smoking a lot of dope.

AT&T will not block access to the public Internet or degrade service, period.

I learned there's a tremendous amount of sisterhood among Muslim women, which I thought was really beautiful.

There's a tendency for Americans, particularly the simpler you are, the more you believe in the president as the kind of person to be.

[Documentary photography] is unwittingly literary, because it is nothing other than an observation of contemporary life apprehended at the right moment by an artist capable of seizing it. (1928)

Rocky is a poor Italian boy from a poor Italian family, and he appreciates the buck more than almost anybody. He's only got two halfway decent purses so far, and it was like a tiger tasting blood

Not a lot of people watch cable news, they just don't.