It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for.

The notion of "cause and effect" is sometimes useful in real life, and it can even be interesting in art, but I'm more interested in "cause and cause" or "effect and effect" or "and and and".

The greatest challenge of parenting is in the inner work it requires: the strength and confidence in believing that we are not in control of, but the answer for our children.

Those with a perpetual victim mindset tend to create the situations from which they suffer.

I enjoy sports in person.

After my election there was talk of a postracial America. And such a vision, however well intended, was never realistic.

Informing all of Carson's work was the idea that although human beings are part of nature, we are distinguished by our power to alter it irreversibly.

People only stutter at the beginning of the word. They're not afraid when they get to the end of the word. There's just regret.

Humanity unceasingly strives forward from a lower, more partial and obscure understanding of life to one more general and more lucid.

We have learned nothing.

I want to solve a climbing problem in the mountains, not in the sporting goods store.